Case 16: The People v. Firefly
Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Joss here... A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Joseph Herbert Walker Texas Ranger Antonio Gonzalez Whedon... he called himself the Joss.
Please enjoy the finale of our coverage of Firefly. The Grand Jury has voted and now for all time this strange, lonely wanderer will either wear the gleaming white hat called SHINY or the rotting knit beanie called HEINIE. Final arguments in the forms of songs, heartfelt discussions, amicus briefs from beyond time and space.
AND the post credits reveal of our next TWO dockets! (What shows we be talking about next)