Case 10: War Stories

Niska! He’s back! And he’s here to torture our heroes into revealing interpersonal problems and psycho-sexual hangups!

Are the crew of Firefly bad enough dudes to rescue Mal and Wash from this preposterous villain’s clutches? Is River’s character developing or devolving?

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Case 09: Ariel

It’s heist time! Simon has a plan to get River into a futuristic scanner sort of deal and steal some high-end pharmaceuticals int he process. Plans! Montages! Betrayals?!

Will Ariel give us a glimpse of a Core planet in all its technocratic glory while giving the glum doctor a chance to shine? Or will it look like a mall in Vancouver with floodlights pointed at it?

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Case 08: Out of Gas

When is too soon for a flashback episode? You know, when we learn how this crazy gang got together??? The West Wing waited until the beginning of Season 2. How satisfying to learn about the early days of the Bartlett campaign, all framed by the President and Josh Lyman’s recovery from gunshot wounds. Masterful storytelling, deepening our affection for the well-established ensemble.

Does Out of Gas pull off the same trick with only a handful of episodes in the tank? Let’s find out! Shiny? Heinie? Or a rare verdict of: Bradley Whitford?!?

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Case 07: Jaynestown

Here we see the beloved tale of an absolute bastard coming to grips with the fact that his legacy of honor, heroism, and glory is a big pile of lies. No, not Joseph Herbert Walker Antonio Gustavo Whedon! Jayne! Jayne Cobb! Why oh why would you mix those two up?

The lawslingers grapple mightily with the text -- and even mightlier with that damn song.

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Case 06: Our Mrs. Reynolds

Strap in for a little bit of peril as the crew of the Firefly finally face an interesting villain. Hijinks, flouncing, and a general miasma of ‘oh shucks’ pervade. Will the court be dazzled by Christina Hendricks? (Yes!)

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Case 05: Safe

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? This episode is that very witch.

Surely only the influence of the one called Morningstar could have produced such a strange, rambunctious tale! Shiny? Heinie? WITCH.

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Case 04: Shindig

Uh oh, it’s that one. The one with the dress! You know, Kaylee’s dress! The episode that launched a thousand (more) cosplays. Plus our man Mal reveals he’s a pretty shitty duelist (with swords) all things considered. How did we feel about this one?

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Case 03: Bushwhacked

The plot thinnens as Firefly works its way through more western tropes. The court examines the Reavers, the unending charisma of the main cast, and whether or not Jonathan could hack it as an interior designer.

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Case 02: The Train Job

You’re telling me there’s a TRAIN and we have to do some sort of criminal TASK? Unbelievable, these western tropes are filling up the abyss of space like overflowing sasparilla!

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Case 01: Serenity

Once upon a time in the West of Space, there was a man. The deadliest crackshot this side of the Mesa Verde. Rooting. Tooting. Roping. Milking. Bricklaying. All of that cowboy shit. He was a legend. A legend of hard leather and gunslinger glory.

Unfortunately, this podcast has nothing to do with that wandering stranger. Please enjoy our critical analysis and unbiased palaver about everyone’s favorite sci-fi/western casserole: Firefly.

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Case 00: Art v. Artist

At last, the content faucet begins to turn and these are the first drippings.

For FIREFLY we realized that the main topic we would constantly be circling was the age-old ‘can you separate the Art from the Artist’ debate. Here we try to tackle that topic first - and while SHOCKINGLY we don’t resolve that debate for all time -- this does give at least a solid summary of how we’ll attempt to approach the rest of this brief.

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